Acoustic Adventurer Gifts

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."

Joe Henry

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Guitar Man.

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Cycling with a harp case

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Tong!"

Edison invents the personal stereo

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"The subwoofers really help."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I read the audio book."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Frank Zappa

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Cowpunk

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Xylophone Icicles.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Recording Studio

Cornucopia Horns.

Crunk