Acoustic Adventurer Mugs

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."

Joe Henry

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Guitar Man.

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Tong!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"The subwoofers really help."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"I read the audio book."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Cowpunk

Crunk

Cornucopia Horns.

Xylophone Icicles.

Recording Studio

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

Pianist

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'