Auditory Adventurers Mugs

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Guitar Man.

"Tong!"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Edison invents the personal stereo

"The subwoofers really help."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Joe Henry

"I read the audio book."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Cowpunk

At the CD shop.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Recording Studio

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."