Auditory Adventurers Prints

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Guitar Man.

"Tong!"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Joe Henry

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"The subwoofers really help."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"I read the audio book."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

At the CD shop.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Cowpunk

Recording Studio

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

"Now. Hear. This."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

'I keep mine on my IPod.'