Auditory Explorer Prints

"Now. Hear. This."

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Saxophone Player.

Guitar Man.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Computer Music

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Snake with headphones.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Recording Studio

The Invention of Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Cowpunk

At the CD shop.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."