Ear Explorer Prints

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

I swear, you only hear half the things I say.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Saxophone Player.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Baby rocks!

Music downloads

Edison invents the personal stereo

Robot Painter

"The subwoofers really help."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Frank Zappa

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

Robot Office Tasks

A man uses a PC with a brain.

Snake with headphones.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'Invasion of privacy.'

Artificial Intelligence

Robo Sapiens

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'