Ear Explorer Pillows

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Marimba

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Saxophone Player.

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Baby rocks!

Robot Painter

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"The subwoofers really help."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

A man uses a PC with a brain.

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

Robot Office Tasks

'Invasion of privacy.'

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Snake with headphones.

Artificial Intelligence

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

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