Acoustic Explorer Pillows

Cowpunk

"You won't need those. The recital hall is parent-friendly – it was designed as one big dead spot!"

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Saxophone Player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Guitar Man.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Musical Web

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Snake with headphones.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

The Invention of Bagpipes

Recording Studio

At the CD shop.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

Violinists.

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."