Ambient Sound Explorer Pillows

ASMR for Quarantine

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Computer Music

Snake with headphones.

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

The Invention of Bagpipes

At the CD shop.

Cowpunk

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'I must smell more.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Gramophone Headphone

Music Piracy

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"Now. Hear. This."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."