Ambient Sound Admirer Pillows

"When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market..."

Painting clouds

You are my sunshine!

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Bette Midler

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Mexican Serenade.

Timbre Wolf

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Orchestra

His master's chill-out album

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

The Troposhere

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

Elvis fans

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

Flower Duet

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

Nutcracker

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

Road block party sign.

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib