Vintage Sound System Admirer Pillows

'You put a round thing on a spinning plate with a needle and then you play with buttons and knobs...only old people know how to do it.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Before the Internet

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Downton Abbey Road"

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Roasted

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Blue Dress

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Frank Sinatra.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Fashion over function!"

Centaur falls in love.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Barber shop quartet

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Victorian woman at a bar.

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Computer Address Book.

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."