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ASMR for Quarantine

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Computer Music

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

His master's chill-out album

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Snake with headphones.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

The Invention of Bagpipes

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Cowpunk

At the CD shop.

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'I must smell more.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Gramophone Headphone

Music Piracy

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"Now. Hear. This."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

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