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His master's chill-out album

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Listening to Coldplay.

Campground Conductor

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Cybergoth.

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

Natural relaxation in confinement

"That's the back door."

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

Natural Music

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

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"Qué pasa, Lyle? You've been absent from the charts for a while."

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."

'I came back from the music festival half deaf, it turned out to be mud in my ears.'

On Ilkley Moor Bartok.

This next song also about the one who got away.

'He brought along that short-wave radio just so he can listen to the commuter traffic reports from home.'

ASMR for Quarantine

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."

Listening to the earth

"When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market..."

I preferred the music format to the new talk format.

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."