Environmental Sound Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Honest Vending

Eco Princess

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Noise Pollution

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Trees playing rootsie.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Free Radicals.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!