Environmental Sound Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Eco Princess

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Honest Vending

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Artist and Musician

"Tong!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Noise Pollution

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Free Radicals.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Trees playing rootsie.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.