Instrumental Explorer Pillows

Shamisen

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

Musical Web

"Tinnitus?"

"Viola player coming through!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"You want proof? There's your proof."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

Cowpunk

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"Whoa! Where did you say you got this tobacco from, Jake?"