Ear-friendly Explorer Pillows

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

Marimba

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Saxophone Player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Music downloads

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Computer Music

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Snake with headphones.

What your guitar says about you.

The Hybrid

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

The Electric Car

Nano technology.

Fish Food

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

The Invention of Bagpipes

Recording Studio

Cowpunk

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'