Ear-friendly Explorer Gifts

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Saxophone Player.

Music downloads

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Computer Music

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Frank Zappa

Snake with headphones.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

What your guitar says about you.

The Hybrid

The Electric Car

Nano technology.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

Fish Food

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

The Invention of Bagpipes

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Recording Studio