Budget-friendly Explorer Gifts

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fish Food

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

Antiques dealer and customer

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"This is a bend and breakfast. You sleep on a cafeteria table."

Gas price rollercoaster.

Woman having tea in a train carriage

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

In the wake of tourism...

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

Wine Prices

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

Battery powered car

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

I uncover dinosaur bones with this little dozer. It's powered by solar-charged batteries. Nonfossil fuel fossil fuel!

'These new tulip bulbs are supposed to save energy.'