Budget-conscious Explorer Gifts

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'It's frustrating to work all day selling stuff you can't possibly afford.'

Holiday gas/petrol prices.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'He must be going economy!'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Europe on $5000 a day.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"What are you complaining about? The tickets were cheap, and you got an upgrade to first class."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"