World Explorer On A Budget Gifts

"On your tiny budget, I could recommend some good web sites to visit."

"Where can I go for this much?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Travelling

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Airport

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Flights and Coronavirus

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'