Budget Adventurers Gifts

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

DIY marriage counseling.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Expensive greeting cards.

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

The spend is high

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Europe on $5000 a day.

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."