Budget Adventurers Prints

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

DIY marriage counseling.

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

The spend is high

Expensive greeting cards.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Europe on $5000 a day.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess