Budget Traveler Gifts

To lower health-care costs, many physicians are teaming up with airport security.

"We should have read the fine print more carefully before buying these cheap airfares."

'He must be going economy!'

The flight is only 99p but it will cost another ?120 if you want to do it inside the plane.

"We just sat in the hot car for six hours and bickered. It was the same as going on vacation, but we saved $1,000."

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

DIY Bed&Breakfast

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'There's a fee for each carry on bag, including your bag of potato chips.'

'It was rated on all the travel websits, best economy cruise.'

'I never realised this car share scheme would be so popular.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Beggar reading 'Bahamas on a shoe string'

Tourism and Travel.

Budget Airline.

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Ski Lifts

'He must be going economy!'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

Burning the coathangers

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

'Walter likes to get away from it all now and then, but he's too cheap to go on vacation.'

'Stop complaining and get in. It's cheaper than driving!'

Cozy Inn: All You Can Sleep

'Budget is the name of the airline. Nobody said anything about cheap flights.'

"That will be £3 for the flight. Would you like the optional £456 inside seat?"

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"We can afford to vacation anywhere, as long as it's on one tank of gas."

'Okay on three jump.'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

'It's time for the economy class passengers to leave the aircraft.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee