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"On your tiny budget, I could recommend some good web sites to visit."

"Where can I go for this much?"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Travelling

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Airport

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Greece

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'So what have you been up to?'

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Flights and Coronavirus

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.