Budget-savvy Explorer T-Shirts

Gas price rollercoaster.

"Because of gas prices, there's been a slight change in our vacation plans..."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Astronaut Selfie.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

'Data, data everywhere!'

Fish Food

Youtube ghost videos...

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'

Antiques dealer and customer

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

"This is a bend and breakfast. You sleep on a cafeteria table."

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point