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'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'It's frustrating to work all day selling stuff you can't possibly afford.'

Holiday gas/petrol prices.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'He must be going economy!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Europe on $5000 a day.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"