Oral Explorer Gifts

'Hold on, it's coming.'

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Musical Web

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Snake with headphones.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

The Invention of Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Cowpunk

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"Now. Hear. This."

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

Violinists.

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Punk Rock

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?