Ontological Explorer Gifts

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Bookworm

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Reading my Critics

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Why we need poetry. . .

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Chiller Theatre

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Thought Process.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Needs to get a life"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Günter Grass

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Isabel Allende

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.