Dental Explorer Gifts

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"Oww! Tia Carmen, my jaw hurts!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Cactus seats.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Real Life/Surreal Life

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"