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"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"Oww! Tia Carmen, my jaw hurts!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

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Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Cactus seats.

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