Dental Adventurer T-Shirts

'Been doing your own work?'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Savoy Dental Salon

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'