Dental Adventurer Prints

'Been doing your own work?'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Toothless Meal

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

Dentists on Holiday

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'