Fearless Dental Adventurer Prints

'Was it you who screamed?' 'No the dentist.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Air Dentistry

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

Dentimony.

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'Dentristry medicine.'