Fearless Explorer Of Dental Chairs Prints

'That's better. The little scraper was giving me a hand cramp.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'But toothache is the worst!'

'You do dentistry?'

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

"Whoopsy."

'You were afraid for the drill?'

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

Tooth

'Open wide.' Golf stroke into mouth.

'Tell me the truth, Norm. Do I have bad breath?'

Do you have health insurance ?

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

Staff Toothpick of the Month.

"I think your receptionist hates me."

Dentist drilling through to the back of the chair.

'Why don't I go and brush my teeth.'

'What! Nobody thought to bring a drill?'

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

Save a trip to the dentist! We sell random magazines!

'Been doing your own work?'

'It's perfectly natural to feel a little tense on our wedding night.'

'No, no, Mrs. Fenton! I said you were using improper prophylaxis...not prophylactics!'

'Was it you who screamed?' 'No the dentist.'