Fearless Dental Adventurer Mugs

'Was it you who screamed?' 'No the dentist.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Air Dentistry

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Dentimony.

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'Dentristry medicine.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'