Dental Adventure Lover T-Shirts

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Air Dentistry

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Savoy Dental Salon

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Dentists on Holiday

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."