Dental Adventure Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Air Dentistry

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Savoy Dental Salon

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."