Extreme Dentist Adventurers T-Shirts

Toxic Breath

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

100k Desert Crawl

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

Fishing traps.

Bad luck

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

Mountaineers milk.

'Baby's teething.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

"Whoopsy."

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'