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Boy who has been to the dentist

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Air Dentistry

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Savoy Dental Salon

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'You need to chuck more wood.'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Child asking for braces from Santa.

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

Campus. It seems logical that when cleaning the statue of the dental school founder we should remove plaque.

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'You do dentistry?'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'