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'What! Nobody thought to bring a drill?'

Improvised Dentistry.

Onion operation.

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

Air Dentistry

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Boy who has been to the dentist

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

Senior dating disasters.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

'You do dentistry?'

Tooth Pulling Cork

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

"Whoopsy."

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

Tooth

"Open Wide and say, 'aaaaa-men'!"

'Open wide.' Golf stroke into mouth.

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

Old Age Elephant

Dentist drilling through to the back of the chair.

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

'I apologize in advance for my body odor today.'

'No, no, Mrs. Fenton! I said you were using improper prophylaxis...not prophylactics!'

'It's perfectly natural to feel a little tense on our wedding night.'