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'He specializes in funny bones.'

Onion operation.

'The doctor will be with you shortly. He's on the 14th hole!'

The Anti-Agent

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I think we could work very well together."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Fish swimming around inside drip.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

Lack History Month

Drone Aerodrome

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

'I've given the computer artificial intelligence and it can think.' - 'I think you're probably a fine scientist but, as a person, you're a jerk!'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer