Medical Professional With A Twist Gifts

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Onion operation.

'The doctor will be with you shortly. He's on the 14th hole!'

The Anti-Agent

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"I think we could work very well together."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Drone Aerodrome

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"Zorg, why didn't your PowerPoint presentation addresses the invasion size differential?"

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"