Medicine With A Twist Gifts

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

The Anti-Agent

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Kids Playing Doctor.

Onion operation.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'Here's one I made earlier!'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Surgery Instructions.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

A Mom and Pop Operation

Medical Arts Building

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'