Medicine With A Twist Prints

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

The Anti-Agent

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Onion operation.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Here's one I made earlier!'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Surgery Instructions.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

A Mom and Pop Operation

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

Medical Arts Building