Healer With A Twist Prints

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Onion operation.

Junior Doctor.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Dancing Doctor

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"It's cooties."

"Race you to the spleen!"

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'He specializes in funny bones.'

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

Paediatric medicine

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

"Open Wide and say, 'aaaaa-men'!"

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"