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'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

Onion operation.

Junior Doctor.

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Dancing Doctor

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Race you to the spleen!"

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"It's cooties."

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

'He specializes in funny bones.'

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

Paediatric medicine

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.