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'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Junior Doctor.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Little doctor.

New Age Store.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Kids Playing Doctor.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

The New Age Dentist.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

Traumatology.

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Medical Arts Building

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Dancing Doctor

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"It's cooties."

"Race you to the spleen!"

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'