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"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Self help acupuncture

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Junior Doctor.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Traumatology.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'Got anything for a headache?'

'What are you doing whining to me about your terrible childhood? Write it all down, you idiot. You've got a bestseller there.'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Medical Arts Building

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"Race you to the spleen!"