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Traumatology.

Medical Arts Building

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Junior Doctor.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'Got anything for a headache?'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

"If the medical treatment doesn't work, I sing them songs about medical treatment."

Tree surgery.