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"For your mood swings I'm prescribing the feel-good movie of the year. It's rated Rx."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Junior Doctor.

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

Traumatology.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Medical Arts Building

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Dancing Doctor

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

Bones Reunited

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

Earth and doctor

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"